Auditions for Neil Simon’s “Fools”

foolsNeil Simon’s “Fools” will be our 4th and final production of the season and will be directed by Ron Green.

(Comedy) Leon Tolchinsky is ecstatic. He’s landed a terrific teaching job in an idyllic Russian Hamlet. When he arrives he finds people sweeping dust from the stoops back into their houses and people milking upside down to get more cream. The town has been cursed with chronic stupidity for 200 years and Leon’s job is to break the curse. No one tells him that if he stays over 24 hours and fails to break the curse, he too becomes stupid. But, he has fallen in love with a girl so stupid that she has only recently learned how to sit down.


  • Sunday 03/24 at 7:00pm
  • Monday 03/25 at 7:00pm

We’re seeking 7 males and 3 females, ages of 20 and up.

No monologues. No experience needed. First time actors are warmly welcome. Production runs three weekends in June 2013. Auditions will be a cold read from the script. Rehearsals will begin soon after casting and the rehearsal schedule will be determined on cast availability.

Show dates will be June 7, 8, 9, 14, 15, 16, 21, 22 and a few private benefit shows on the 12th, 19th, and 20th.

For more information contact director Ron Green at


Audition nights are a perfect time to come out, meet the director, and express your interest in helping out backstage, be it in the role of a stage manager, lights & sound operator, concessions, or whatever else you might like to do.

They’re also GREAT for first-timers to come out and observe how things are done, maybe express interest in being a helper, or read for a part! You never know what can happen.

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