Audition Announcements

(Farce) It’s 1942, and two of Hollywood’s biggest divas have descended upon the luxurious Palm Beach Royale Hotel—assistants, luggage, and legendary feud with one another in tow. Everything seems to be in order for their wartime performance… that is, until they are assigned to the same suite.

Mistaken identities, overblown egos, and double entendres, round out this hilarious riot of a love note to the classic farces of the 30s and 40s.

AUDITION DATES:

• Sunday, September 12th at 3:00PM
• Monday, September 13th at 7:00PM

(Comedy) Ned Newley doesn’t even want to be governor. He’s terrified of public speaking; his poll numbers are impressively bad. To his ever-supportive Chief of Staff, Ned seems destined to fail. But political consultant Arthur Vance sees things differently: Ned might be the worst candidate to ever run for office. Unless the public is looking for… the worst candidate to ever run for office.

A timely and hilarious comedy that skewers politics and celebrates democracy

Audition Dates:

• Sunday, July 11th at 6:30PM
• Tuesday, July 13th at 6:30PM

(Farce) It’s 1848, and Edgar Allan Poe is just coming off the spectacular success of “The Raven.” Unfortunately, it’s only earned him a grand total of nine dollars. So when a wealthy dowager commissions him to write her a poem for the vast sum of one hundred dollars, he leaps at the chance. Only problem: the man who shows up to write the poem isn’t Poe, he’s Poe’s mailman, and he’s on a quest to woo the dowager’s spinster niece. Playing Poe is harder than it looks, though, especially when your mustache keeps falling off…

AUDITION DATES HAVE BEEN POSTPONED DUE TO RECOMMENDATIONS FROM STATE AND LOCAL GOVERNMENTS

(Farce) It’s 1848, and Edgar Allan Poe is just coming off the spectacular success of “The Raven.” Unfortunately, it’s only earned him a grand total of nine dollars. So when a wealthy dowager commissions him to write her a poem for the vast sum of one hundred dollars, he leaps at the chance. Only problem: the man who shows up to write the poem isn’t Poe, he’s Poe’s mailman, and he’s on a quest to woo the dowager’s spinster niece. Playing Poe is harder than it looks, though, especially when your mustache keeps falling off…

AUDITION DATES HAVE BEEN POSTPONED DUE TO RECOMMENDATIONS FROM STATE AND LOCAL GOVERNMENTS

(Comedy) Adapted from Le Misanthrope by Moliere. It’s 1666 and the brightest, wittiest salon in Paris is that of Celimene, a beautiful young widow so known for her satiric tongue she’s being sued for it. Surrounded by shallow suitors, whom she lives off of without surrendering to, Celimene has managed to evade love since her beloved husband died- until today…

Audition Dates:

• Sunday, November 3rd at 7:00pm
• Tuesday, November 5th at 7:00pm

Time Stands Still focuses on Sarah and James, a photojournalist and a foreign correspondent trying to find happiness in a world that seems to have gone crazy.

Audition Dates:

• Sunday, September 22nd at 7:00PM
• Tuesday, September 24th at 7:00PM

Done to Death focuses on five has-been mystery fiction writers who are brought to the mysterious Vulture’s Vault to collaborate on and write a new murder mystery TV series. When real murders start to happen, hilarity ensues.

Audition Dates:

• Sunday, August 4^th at 7:30PM
• Monday, August 5^th at 7:30PM

The Village Players of Hatboro will hold auditions for Sex, Lies, and Fish—a play by Steven J. Niles and directed by Jim Kirkwood—on the following dates:

• Sunday, May 5th at 4pm
• Tuesday, May 7th at 7pm

Please note the change in audition times since the original publish of this post.

(Comedy) Sex, Lies, and Fish is a fast and funny slapstick farce. After the death of his father in a tragic fish-mongering accident, Lewis Paglinini has become sole owner of the lucrative Friendly Fisherman’s Fish Filet Factory. Desperate for a share of the business, motel magnate Albert D’Auria attempts to earn the young man’s favor with a once-in-a-lifetime offer. In exchange for a piece of the Fillet Factory, Albert is prepared to offer Lewis his daughter Babs’ hand in marriage…

(Dramedy) The story begins with 18-year-old Eugene Morris Jerome from Brooklyn, who is drafted into the United States Army during World War II and is sent to Biloxi, Mississippi for basic training.

Auditions will be held for Biloxi Blues, a play by Neil Simon at The Village Players of Hatboro on the following dates:

• Sunday, January 27th at 7pm
• Monday, January 28th at 7pm
• CALLBACKS BY INVITATION ONLY on Wednesday, January 30th at 7pm

Auditions will be held for Proof a play by David Auburn at The Village Players of Hatboro on the following dates:

• Sunday, October 28th at 3:00PM
• Tuesday, October 30th at 7:00PM

(Mystery/Drama) Catherine has inherited her late father’s mathematical brilliance, but she is haunted by the fear that she might also share his debilitating mental illness. She has spent years caring for her now-deceased father, and upon his death, she feels left alone to pick up the pieces of her life without him. Read more….