Performance Times & Prices:
Friday & Saturday evenings: 8pm ($15)
Sunday matinees: 2pm ($15)
Doors open ½ hour before showtime
“No Sex Please, We’re British!”
By: Alistair Foot and Anthony Marriott
October (2015) 2, 3, 4, 9, 10, 11, 16, 17
(Comedy) A young bride who lives above a bank with her husband, the assistant manager, innocently sends a mail order off for some Scandinavian glassware. What comes is Scandinavian pornography. The plot revolves around what is to be done with the veritable floods of illicit materials, photographs, books, films, and eventually girls, that threaten to engulf this happy couple. Read more…
The Village Players are a registered 501(c)(3) non-profit organization.
All actors, members, and staff are volunteers. Our theater is handicapped-accessible, heated & air-conditioned. We have been producing plays for over 6 decades. We produce 4 regular season productions, with 8 performances per production (6 evening and 2 matinees). Our season runs October through June. Our plays are usually a comedy, drama, mystery, or a farce. We try to have one of each per season. During our intermission we have beverages and snacks for sale. We also hold a 50/50 raffle during intermission.
- In The Wings: No Sex Please, We’re British!
Announcing the Village Players of Hatboro’s 68th season opener, No Sex Please, We’re British by Alistair Foot and Anthony Marriott!
A young bride who lives above a bank with her husband, the assistant manager, innocently sends a mail order off for some Scandinavian glassware.